Here are some jokes that (maybe) only a writer will find humorous:<\/p>\n
Writing is 10% typing and 90% staring at your computer trying to find a better way to describe someone eating a piece of toast.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n When I die and y\u2019all go through my search history, you\u2019ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Me: *gets a story idea*<\/p>\n Me: *immediately begins planning detailed scenes from the 15th book in the series*<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Being a writer is writing 3,000 words at 4 in the morning and not touching your work for a month.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Someone: What are you doing?<\/p>\n Me: Writing.<\/p>\n Someone: You’re just staring at the screen.<\/p>\n Me: Like I said, I’m writing.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Me, the MF with over 50 abandoned works in progress: I have another idea.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Me: How many words have I written? Is it a million? Is it two million?<\/p>\n Word counter: 409 words.<\/p>\n Me: LIES<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The first rule of writing is we hoard notebooks.<\/p>\n The second rule of writing is we never write in our notebook hoard.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Me: I don’t need to write down that story idea. It’s so unique I’m never going to forget it.<\/p>\n Narrator: It was so unique she never remembered it.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/www.jeshays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/WP_Writer_Keys.jpg\")
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